Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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