By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
