i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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