Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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