I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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