playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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