scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize