I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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