Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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