hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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