i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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