She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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