what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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