He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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