escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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