Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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