that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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