Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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