is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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