do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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