My hand turned me down
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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