fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also, beer. Big fan.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just had sex on a roof
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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