Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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