I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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