Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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