why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Come on in and take your pants off
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