he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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