Three words: puerto rican gang bang
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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