I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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