idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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