There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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