its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What a dumb baby whore.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
