I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
