'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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