so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
