If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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