How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
