you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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