They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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