Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
kristin has been a bad kristin
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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