if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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