Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize