Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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