Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't think brook has ever known best
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize
