Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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