All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I wish i was in the wii world.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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