Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
