i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Oh god it's open bar.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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