Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
