i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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