You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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