so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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