Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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