Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
How naked do you want me to be?
You left your phone here
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