First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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