R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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